Black Samurai
starring Jim Kelly (the black dude from Bruce Lee's Enter The Dragon)
I've never really understood it when people say something is so bad that it is good. But now I do -- Black Samurai is terrible, but also great!
A user on IMDB summed it up best:
"The movie 'The Black Samurai' has everything you could ever want in a film: kung-fu, midgets, a mariachi band, a vulture, a jet-pack, a sassy black woman, cool sound effects, a car-chase, and random explosions. PLUS: A gay devil-worshiping badguy, a secret agent organization, a fire-spouting pen, snakes, afros, a scene where the good guy kills tons of badguys with a grenade because he's tired...and with SEX APPEAL! The only thing lacking in this movie is gratuitous gore and nudity! Wow what a feature!"
It is the first time (and possibly only time) I give a movie two scores:
3/ 10 and 8/10. I'm not sure what each score covers, but they're both accurate!