Tom Yum Goong
Martial Arts film with the same directory and lead actor as Ong Bak (don't know if it is a sequel though.)
An elephant and its baby are stolen from Thailand and brought to Sydney. Lead action guys goes to Sydney to get elephants back. Lots of excellent action and fight scenes. Terrible acting and plot. Also the subtitles were hilariously wrong: at one point a cab driver says (in english) "they're after us!" and the subtitles read "they were ricebuckets, definitely ricebuckets".
I recognised a lot of the Sydney film locations. Some of it was filmed less than 100 metres from my house!
As a regular film: 5/10
As a martial arts film: 8/10
P.S. another favourite moment: a boyfriend and girlfriend inexplicably walk onto screen... girlfriend then berates boyfriend for buying a pirated DVD, then they walk off screen, and action continues (what the? did that just happen?)